It’s hard out there for a prostitute which caters exclusively to clowns in the ghettooooooo.
I’ve got diamonds on the soles of my shoes.
Glitter: a welfare man’s diamonds.
Fun fact: when I wear heels, I can see myself in the reflective surface on vanity lighting.
One year ago, he almost died. Hands down worst moment of 2013. Now he’s fatter and happier than ever, but he still has stained pink fur from the move. Love my Bender Booty.
I dead sprinted three blocks to catch my train last night. In doing so I was able to run into LoveBomb Gogo. Got photos on my actual camera too.
I bought socks with the underpants for Carnival of Love. I probably won’t subject you to me in cute underpants.
My boo started snapping pics while I slept. He might be the one, you guys.
KISS ME HARD BEFORE YOU GO.
If I like this drink, it gets named after me. I don’t like it. I LOVE it.
Sheer force of will. 20+ year dream realized for a moment.
Floral immune boosting tea. Forgot all the ingredients but oh so tasty & revitalizing.
My drawing of my hetero ex-husband as a My Little Pony.